Funny Dog Breed T-Shirts
Get ready to smile with our Funny Dog Breed T-Shirts!
Celebrate your favorite breed with playful, witty designs that showcase your dog-loving sense of humor. Each shirt features a specific breed and a hilarious saying—perfect for casual wear, gifting, or showing off your pup pride.
We’re actively adding new breeds every week, with plans to include all 200+ AKC-recognized breeds (plus some boutique favorites). If your breed isn’t here yet, it’s probably on the way—so check back soon or reach out with a request!
🐾 Don’t See Your Breed Yet?
We’re working our way through all 200+ officially recognized breeds (plus boutique pups!)—but it takes time to get them all just right.
Want to see your favorite dog on a shirt sooner?
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Siberian Husky T-Shirt – Don’t Follow Me, I Do Stupid Things
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A bold Siberian Husky graphic tee for anyone who knows what it’s like to follow a husky into trouble. This Siberian Husky t-shirt features a high-q...
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Boston Terrier T-Shirt – Don’t Follow Me, I Do Stupid Things
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A bold Boston Terrier graphic tee for anyone who’s ever tried to keep up with one. This design features a full-color Boston Terrier running toward ...
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Brittany Spaniel T-Shirt – Don’t Follow Me, I Do Stupid Things
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A bold Brittany Spaniel graphic tee for anyone who knows their dog is more instinct than impulse control. This shirt features a full-color Brittany...
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Havanese T-Shirt – Don’t Follow Me, I Do Stupid Things
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A bold Havanese graphic tee for anyone whose little dog thinks they’re in charge—and sometimes is. This shirt features a full-color Havanese boundi...
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Border Collie T-Shirt – Don’t Follow Me, I Do Stupid Things
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A bold Border Collie graphic tee for anyone who’s ever been outrun, outsmarted, or outmaneuvered by their own dog. This shirt features a full-color...
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Pomeranian T-Shirt – Don’t Follow Me, I Do Stupid Things
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A bold Pomeranian graphic tee shirt for anyone whose little dog has big plans—and no fear. This shirt features a full-color Pom mid-sprint, paired ...
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Shetland Sheepdog T-Shirt – Don’t Follow Me, I Do Stupid Things
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A bold Shetland Sheepdog graphic tee for anyone with a dog that herds chaos better than sheep. This design features a full-color Sheltie in mid-run...
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Chihuahua T-Shirt – Don’t Follow Me, I Do Stupid Things
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A bold Chihuahua graphic tee for anyone whose dog’s confidence far outweighs its size. This shirt features a full-color Chihuahua sprinting straigh...
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Miniature American Shepherd T-Shirt – Don’t Follow Me, I Do Stupid Things
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A bold Miniature American Shepherd graphic tee for anyone whose dog makes plans faster than you can say “heel.” This shirt features a full-color Mi...
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English Springer Spaniel T-Shirt – Don’t Follow Me, I Do Stupid Things
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A bold English Springer Spaniel graphic tee for anyone who’s ever watched their dog make a split-second decision—and sprint through it. This shirt ...
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Rottweiler T-Shirt – Don’t Follow Me, I Do Stupid Things
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A bold Rottweiler graphic tee for anyone whose dog has two speeds: full throttle and too late. This shirt features a full-color Rottweiler charging...
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Dachshund T-Shirt – Don’t Follow Me, I Do Stupid Things
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A bold Dachshund graphic tee for anyone whose wiener dog acts before it thinks—and keeps going. This shirt features a full-color Dachshund running ...
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Yorkshire Terrier T-Shirt – Stupid Things Funny Dog Tee
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This Yorkshire Terrier t-shirt features a playful cartoon Yorkie with a bold, colorful “stupid things” quote that perfectly captures small dog atti...
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German Shorthaired Pointer T-Shirt – Stupid Things Dog Tee
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Let your GSP pride shine with this German Shorthaired Pointer t-shirt, featuring a goofy pointer design and a “stupid things” message that speaks t...
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Australian Shepherd T-Shirt – Stupid Things Funny Dog Design
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Designed for Aussie fans with a sense of humor, this Australian Shepherd t-shirt shows off a bright, energetic cartoon pup paired with a bold “stup...
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Bernese Mountain Dog T-Shirt – Stupid Things Humorous Dog Shirt
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This Bernese Mountain Dog t-shirt combines a lovable cartoon design with a funny, relatable message that will resonate with every Berner owner. Com...
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Pembroke Welsh Corgi T-Shirt – Stupid Things Dog Lover Shirt
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With a squishy Corgi face and a not-so-subtle nod to their chaotic charm, this Pembroke Welsh Corgi t-shirt is a celebration of short legs and big ...
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Bulldog T-Shirt – Stupid Things Funny Breed Tee
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This Bulldog t-shirt says what every Bully owner already knows — they may look serious, but they’re full of silly. Featuring a grumpy-faced cartoon...
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German Shepherd T-Shirt – Stupid Things Dog Humor Shirt
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Smart, loyal… and occasionally ridiculous. This German Shepherd t-shirt embraces the lovable side of GSD life with bold art and a sarcastic message...
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Shih Tzu T-Shirt – Stupid Things Cute Dog Graphic
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This Shih Tzu t-shirt is perfect for fans of the fluffiest troublemakers around. Featuring a watercolor-style cartoon design and a punchy quote, it...
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Beagle T-Shirt – Funny Gift for Dog Lovers & Beagle Fans
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Be prepared to follow the nose! This Beagle T-Shirt features a cheerful, sketch-style Beagle paired with:“Don’t Follow Me – I Do Stupid Things”A pl...
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Labrador Retriever T-Shirt – Funny Gift for Dog Lovers & Lab Fans
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Friendly, fun, and a little over the top—just like this Labrador Retriever T-Shirt! A sketch-style Lab and the caption:“Don’t Follow Me – I Do Stup...
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Miniature Schnauzer T-Shirt – Funny Gift for Dog Lovers & Schnauzer Fans
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Small beard, big energy! This Miniature Schnauzer T-Shirt highlights a sketch-style Schnauzer and the hilarious phrase:“Don’t Follow Me – I Do Stup...
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Great Dane T-Shirt – Funny Gift for Dog Lovers & Dane Fans
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Big dog, big personality! This Great Dane T-Shirt features a lanky, sketch-style Dane and the laugh-worthy line:“Don’t Follow Me – I Do Stupid Thin...
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